by Mary W Maxwell
Have you had the experience of telling a family member that you’ve discovered the truth behind some public disaster only to have him or her ask you “Is that a conspiracy theory?” Did you honestly answer Yes – meaning the event was planned in advance and so there had to have been some conspirators to do the planning?
Did you then notice the family member switch off and change the subject? Did he or she seem to dislike you after that?
Or did you make a slip of the conspiracy tongue at the meeting of an organization and subsequently noticed that notice that they’ve never invited you back?
I am a conspiracy theorist, bigtime, and enjoy saying so. Yes of course I get the cold shoulder, but truth-seeking is an instinct and there’s not much you can do about it.
However, based on something I’ve just read, I may decide to abjure the term “conspiracy theory.” That is, I’ve read that the CIA invented the term, and they did so as part of their ongoing ability to deceive us and dumb us down. They apparently consider it their sworn duty to prevent criticism of government.
After President Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, President Lyndon B Johnson (let us wonder how he came to be the running mate in 1960) set up The Warren Commission to investigate JFK’s death. Or not investigate it as the case may be. Or to come up with a lot of hooey, such as the single bullet theory.
The head of the commission was the then-serving Chief Justice of the United States, Earl Warren (1891-1974) who himself had been a governor of California and was a Republican candidate for president in 1952. It is very displeasing that a member of the US Supreme Court could be such a liar, but never mind that for now.
And I’ll pass over the fact that the late Sherman Skolnick claimed that Earl Warren had been told to kill his elderly father with his own hands as a test for making his way up, and did so.
The members of the Warren Commission included such conspirators as Allen Dulles, John McCloy, and Congressman Gerald Ford (we might ask how he came to be Nixon’s running mate in 1968). And Rep Hale Boggs, not a team player, who in 1972, disappeared in a Cessna in Alaska, along with fellow congressman Nick Begich, Sr.
I wanted to include some jokes about the Warren Commission here – they were rife in the 1970s – but googling for “Jokes, Warren Commission” kept bring me the phrase “the Warren Commission was a joke.”
CIA Document of 1967 Sent to the Media
The rest of this article is a complete copy of a CIA Document 1035-960 entitled “Concerning Criticism of the Warren Report,” dated 1967. The CIA sent it to newspapers and book publishers, in hopes of dissuading citizens from getting interested in the theories that were being rumored about the particulars of a US president being shot, in broad daylight, in Dallas four years earlier.
I have added a bit of bolding and the occasional square bracketed comment. This CIA’s paper makes seven points, in about 1400 words:
Concerning Criticism of the  Warren Report
1 – Our Concern.
From the day of President Kennedy’s assassination on, there has been speculation about the responsibility for his murder. Although this was stemmed for a time by the Warren Commission report, various writers have now had time to scan the Commission’s published report and documents for new pretexts for questioning, and there has been a new wave of books and articles criticizing the Commission’s findings. In most cases the critics have speculated as to the existence of some kind of conspiracy, and often they have implied that the Commission itself was involved. Presumably as a result of the increasing challenge to the Warren Commission’s report, a public opinion poll recently  indicated that 46% of the American public did not think that Oswald acted alone, [perhaps thanks to Sylvia Meagher’s excellent sleuthing into the Warren Report itself] while more than half of those polled thought that the Commission had left some questions unresolved. Doubtless polls abroad would show similar, or possibly more adverse results.
2 – This trend of opinion is a matter of concern to the U.S. government, including our organization. The members of the Warren Commission were naturally chosen for their integrity[as compared to whom?], experience and prominence. They represented both major parties, and they and their staff were deliberately drawn from all sections of the country. Just because of the standing of the Commissioners, efforts to impugn their rectitude and wisdom tend to cast doubt on the whole leadership of American society. Moreover, there seems to be an increasing tendency to hint that President Johnson himself, as the one person who might be said to have benefited, was in some way responsible for the assassination.
Innuendo of such seriousness affects not only the individual concerned, but also the whole reputation of the American government. Our organization itself is directly involved [I’ll say!] among other facts, we contributed information to the investigation. Conspiracy theories have frequently thrown suspicion on our organization, for example by falsely alleging that Lee Harvey Oswald worked for us. The aim of this dispatch is to provide material countering and discrediting the claims of the conspiracy theorists [nowadays they wouldn’t dare be so forthright!], so as to inhibit the circulation of such claims in other countries. Background information is supplied in a classified section and in a number of unclassified attachments.
3 – Action.
We do not recommend that discussion of the assassination question be initiated where it is not already taking place. Where discussion is active, addressees are requested:
a) To discuss the publicity problem with and friendly elite contacts (especially politicians and editors), pointing out that the Warren Commission made as thorough an investigation as humanly possible, that the charges of the critics are without serious foundation, and that further speculative discussion only plays into the hands of the opposition. [such as what opposition?] Point out also that parts of the conspiracy talk appear to be deliberately generated by Communist propagandists. Urge them to use their influence to discourage unfounded and irresponsible speculation. [Why have libraries anyway? Who needs ‘em?]
b) To employ propaganda assets to refute the attacks of the critics. Book reviews and feature articles are particularly appropriate for this purpose. The unclassified attachments to this guidance should provide useful background material for passing to assets. Our ploy [a ploy, is that a conspiracy?] should point out, as applicable, that the critics are
(I) wedded to theories adopted before the evidence was in, (II) politically interested, (III) financially interested, (IV) hasty and inaccurate in their research, or (V) infatuated with their own theories [e.g., Mary Maxwell’s infatuation with her theory of the Marathon bombing]. In the course of discussions of the whole phenomenon of criticism, a useful strategy may be to single out Epstein’s theory [huh?] for attack, using the attached Fletcher article and Spectator piece for background. (Although Mark Lane’s book is much less convincing that Epstein’s and comes off badly where confronted by knowledgeable critics, it is also much more difficult to answer as a whole, as one becomes lost in a morass of unrelated details.)
4 – In private to media discussions not directed at any particular writer, or in attacking publications which may be yet forthcoming, the following arguments should be useful:
a) No significant new evidence has emerged which the Commission did not consider [espccially as the witnesses got bumped off]. The assassination is sometimes compared (e.g., by Joachim Joesten and Bertrand Russell) with the Dreyfus case; however, unlike that case, the attack on the Warren Commission have produced no new evidence, no new culprits have been convincingly identified, and there is no agreement among the critics. (A better parallel, though an imperfect one, might be with the Reichstag fire of 1933 [indeed], which some competent historians (Fritz Tobias, AJ.P. Taylor, D.C. Watt) now believe was set by Vander Lubbe on his own initiative, without acting for either Nazis or Communists; the Nazis tried to pin the blame on the Communists, but the latter have been more successful in convincing the world that the Nazis were to blame.)
b) Critics usually overvalue particular items and ignore others. [That’s true, for example Marathon writers overvalue the murder of Todashev by the FBI.] They tend to place more emphasis on the recollections of individual witnesses (which are less reliable and more divergent–and hence offer more hand-holds for criticism) and less on ballistics, autopsy, and photographic evidence [for example of the Lindt Café siege]. A close examination of the Commission’s records will usually show that the conflicting eyewitness accounts are quoted out of context, or were discarded by the Commission for good and sufficient reason.
c) Conspiracy on the large scale often suggested would be impossible to conceal in the United States, esp. since informants could expect to receive large royalties, etc. [a seldom-noted expense, payments of hush money!] Note that Robert Kennedy, Attorney General at the time and John F. Kennedy’s brother, would be the last man to overlook or conceal any conspiracy. And as one reviewer pointed out, Congressman Gerald R. Ford would hardly have held his tongue for the sake of the Democratic administration, and Senator Russell would have had every political interest in exposing any misdeeds on the part of Chief Justice Warren. A conspirator moreover would hardly choose a location for a shooting where so much depended on conditions beyond his control: the route, the speed of the cars, the moving target, the risk that the assassin would be discovered. A group of wealthy conspirators could have arranged much more secure conditions.
d) Critics have often been enticed by a form of intellectual pride: they light on some theory and fall in love with it; they also scoff at the Commission because it did not always answer every question with a flat decision one way or the other. Actually, the make-up of the Commission and its staff was an excellent safeguard against over-commitment to any one theory, or against the illicit transformation of probabilities into certainties.
e) Oswald would not have been any sensible person’s choice for a co-conspirator. He was a “loner,” mixed up, of questionable reliability and an unknown quantity to any professional intelligence service. [How did “professional intelligence service” get into this conversation?]
f) As to charges that the Commission’s report was a rush job, it emerged three months after the deadline originally set. But to the degree that the Commission tried to speed up its reporting, this was largely due to the pressure of irresponsible speculation already appearing, in some cases coming from the same critics who, refusing to admit their errors, are now putting out new criticisms.
g) Such vague accusations as that “more than ten people have died mysteriously” can always be explained in some natural way e.g.: the individuals concerned have for the most part died of natural causes; the Commission staff questioned 418 witnesses (the FBI interviewed far more people, conduction 25,000 interviews and re interviews), and in such a large group, a certain number of deaths are to be expected. (When Penn Jones, one of the originators of the “ten mysterious deaths” line, appeared on television, it emerged that two of the deaths on his list were from heart attacks, one from cancer, one was from a head-on collision on a bridge, and one occurred when a driver drifted into a bridge abutment. [which proves the point, doesn’t it?] )
5 – Where possible, counter speculation by encouraging reference to the Commission’s Report itself. Open-minded foreign readers should still be impressed by the care, thoroughness, objectivity and speed with which the Commission worked. Reviewers of other books might be encouraged to add to their account the idea that, checking back with the report itself, they found it far superior to the work of its critics. [You could go see how many reviewers actually followed this suggestion.]